Two guys from Paisley in glasgow going to Mussleburgh?

If they were going to Musselburgh their probably sitting in the pub talking about the dirty little bint they met in Glasgow and how they took turns at her. Musselburgh is full of little sht heads. They all think their big gangsters/ drug dealers. tough guys.Truth is it's a pissy little town and theres nothing to do there except gossip like old wimmin,bragg, sniff coke and be a drunk. Its kind of Scotland's Disney Land, everyone lives in a fantasy and they love causing pain and distress to others.It's cleeky and full of sad little people with no life. I lived there for 3 yrs and I for one,would be glad if it disappeared into the mist like Brigadoon. Be warned ! Don't go looking for them or you might just be unfortunate enough to find them.